The Smoting of the Enemies

I think I emailed Marsden back only I'm not really sure.. I'm so tired, waking my lazy ass up at 8:30 and all.. anyway he asked who I was smoting..

So I'm smoting (smiting) Mystery Person #1.. but maybe replace person with Asshole.. so on and so forth.. This is more like revenge to the second degree as this person was extremely mean to a good friend of mine..

Anyway, I'm referring to him as Mystery Person #1 because I did give him the address to this page so I'd rather he not know of the smoting before it takes place.

Oh, what the hell..

Spam should be directed here.

Thanks faithful helpers in illegal business. :)
Thursday, February 1, 2001 07:28 p.m.

Green page blobs

I was going through the old files today.. not really cleaning out.. just reminiscing the former (?) ugliness, when I found some *actual* complete pages! So I thought I'd post'em on here, just for fun's sake. You can point and laugh, if you'd like.

Spam can be good

Wow... is it really quarter after four? Oh dear... I was sooo tired before (going as far as falling asleep while getting my haircut *grin*) Anyway, I do have some evil deeds to do in the next few days... idea number one for smiting mine enemies: Send millions of spam mail to their inbox. Have aforementioned spam be from gay personals and online sofa sellers. . .

And believe me, after tonite, I have an enemy to smite. Oh yes. GrRrRrR...

I just finished watching Robin Hood with Brad. . . hm... I remember that movie being a lot better.. not that its really bad.. its just... overrated..?

I dunno.. or perhaps in my vengeful mood I'm finding fault with everything...?

Damn! Brad jus told me I have to wake up at 11:30 to let Marcie in.. damn damn damn damn! I guess I should go to bed and smite my enemies tomorrow. :) G'nite!
Wednesday, January 31, 2001 04:14 a.m.

One sound.. GRRRRRR....
Wednesday, January 31, 2001 12:10 a.m.

Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea...

I feel like an Internet Socialite today.. in between emailing Marsden to inform him of the appearance of one of the little people (My "good friend" Leppy), chatting w/ Sar, Leppy, Mel (3 times!!!) and Tan and downloading songs.. I swear to God I'm hallucinating!

eg, The Oompa Loompa sitting on my monitor..

Btw.. what is wrong with you people? I searched forever for a blasted Oompa Loompa picture and could find none. I'm very disappointed in the human race.

You know who I can't stand? Sarah E's latest cd selection: OTOWN. For godsakes... =dramatic sigh=

Guess what we're having for supper.. (an idea I plagerized from Sar) belgian waffles w/ whipped cream AND strawberries!!! yippee!!

My CD #9

1. Yellow – Coldplay*
2. Case of the Ex – Mya*
3. Tonight and the Rest of my Life – Nina Gordon
4. The Call – Backstreet Boys*
5. By Your Side – Sade*
6. Stutter – Joe feat Mystikal
7. Runaround Sue – Dion & the Belmonts*
8. Live Your Dreams – Athena Cage*
9. Lit Up – Buckcherry*
10. I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts - Monty Python*
11. Tainted Love – Soft Cell*
12. Thank You - Dido*
13. I Just Wanna Love Ya – Jay-Z*
14. Breathe and Stop – Q-Tip*
15. It Wasn’t Me – Shaggy*
16. Put Your Arms Around Me – Texas*
17. You Can Do It – Ice Cube*
18. UFO – Holly McNarland*
19. Tell Me A Fable – Robert Miles*
20. You Make Me Sick – Pink*

And if I have room.. the Oompa Loompa song (my new obsession, methinks), Joy to the World/3 Dog Night, and Unbelievable/EMF...

I dunno, to many songs to choose from and I'm such a sheep.. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY [YESTERDAY!] TAN!!! WOO!!
Monday, January 29, 2001 06:19 p.m.

I love getting emails. For the love of God, keep'em coming.
Friday, January 26, 2001 09:29 p.m.

The blood, the guts, and the glory

Ok, I'm mostly not immature. And I have rather odd spurts of anger, mostly ignited by my fierce sense of loyalty, and general indignance. And I don't like being pissed off.

Cos I'm a rebel. Ohh yeahhh...

Good news & result of rumble: I think I can put my main page back up and I've thoroughly deleted a very unwanted contact.

But, what pray tell, was yonder (?) fray about, you ask?

It featured Ryan. It featured Sarah. It featured me (Pyra).

And I'm mostly a witty, witty girl.

This is a choice part: I'm not showing the whole convo because its basically just him calling me a skank. And am I mean for making fun of a grade eighter...?

Ryan says:
you aren't going to tell my mom are you
pyra says:
good comeback.
Ryan says:
a bitch like you 2 probably would
Sarah says:
heyyy i'm not a bitch!!!
Ryan says:
huh
pyra says:
see, the difference would be, that me and sar dont automatically worry about the reactions of our parents. It's called "not being 12"
Ryan says:
14 for your information
pyra says:
i thought it was 13
Ryan says:
duh
pyra says:
i have a bet going that your 9

I know I'm good. *delights in the thrill of a conquered battle... yippee! then stubs toe, knocks over chair and writhes in agony for 20 minutes..*

Friday, January 26, 2001 12:36 a.m.

I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch

I was just involved in an ass kicking of gargantuan proportions.

Oh yeah. I rule.
Thursday, January 25, 2001 07:25 p.m.

hearts, stars, horseshoes.....

That's it folks.

Last night, I met Lucky, the Lucky Charms cereal mascot. As he looked up at me with his squinty eye I imagined I saw no intelligence whatsoever. And of course, the entire night the Lucky Charms theme song was running through my head like some demented commercial.

Everybody sing;

Hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons. Pot's of golden rainbows, and the red balloon!

Those of you who believe blind dates are exciting should be shot.

Thursday, January 25, 2001 06:53 p.m.

el idiot

I have just made the BIGGEST idiot out of myself.

ARGH!
Wednesday, January 24, 2001 11:00 p.m.